Positive Energy

itsbetterthananal:

my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life

icantdotheonesteptwostep:

shouldertappingghosts:

haiirflip:

today a guy confirmed that at boy sleepovers they do in fact talk about girls and who they like a good majority of the time i just thought this would be useful information

Why does this have so many notes? What did you think we do at sleepovers? Meth? Animal sacrifice?

Well thats what girls do

reshiham:

I give your performance a 10…

on the pH scale because that shit was basic as hell

danandphilareamazingtrolls:

ellieiero:

you know in like 20 or 30 years or so theres gonna be a section in history books dedicated to this time period where gays were fighting for their right to marry and suffering from discrimination

and the kids learning about it in class are going to be disgusted by the mere fact that gays had to even try to fight for what was rightfully theirs

I love this post so much, OMFG

starllex:

spacegiants:

chicken nuggets arent even that great

what did you just say

hola-my-mishamigos-and-timelords:

suklaaaa:

bunnyinafez:

iwantfitbody:

madamedepompador:

winchesterwolves:

moniker-padacklyte:

zillystring:

wasereborworthit:

mellowminty:

pizzaforpresident:

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

what about alaska

are we then normal canada

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

WARM CANADA

i caN’T BREATHE OH MY GOD

NOT A SINGLE LADY CANADA

infamoushogwartstimelord:

helenadara:

rockandrollwithlipstick:

helenadara:

Some people take this website to seriously. 

I will never get over this joke

The to is used in the wrong context it is meant to be “too” displaying the idea of excessiveness not the idea of going somewhere or doing something

GRAMMAR.

I didn’t say I’d never ‘get’ this joke, I said I’d never ‘get over’ this joke.

Some people take this website to seriously.

untangle-my-earphones:

bandsarenotonfire:

llions-and-llamas:

how do hipsters talk about shoes?

they…

did u just

some people on here really don’t understand how much of a genius they are

yesterdayisadisgrace:

liar-liar-plants-for-higher:

chompyface:

do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck

Well, that took an unexpected turn.

so did their neck

thevulcantimelord:

thevulcantimelord:

when you thought you did really good on a test but you actually failed it

when you thought you made a really good text post but no one reblogged it 

batdude:

if sirius black’s girlfriend never once took the opportunity to reply “yes” when someone asked her “are you fucking serious” i’m very disappointed in his choice of women

flushed-quadrant:

starsandgutters:

not-the-very-button:

starsandgutters:

When Oscar Wilde was asked to list his 100 favourite books he said he couldn’t because “I have only written five”.

Don’t forget his famous last words:

“Either this wallpaper goes, or I do.”

You, I like.

Also “Be yourself, everyone else is taken.”
And “Sometimes I’m so clever I have no idea what i’m saying.”